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AARON RODGERS
So what’s the most obvious answer as to why the Seahawks keep winning? Well, just look at the facts:
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AARON RODGERS
On the morning of the Seattle-Denver Super Bowl, Philip Seymour Hoffman died.
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AARON RODGERS
Then, the morning of my game against the Seahawks last week, Joan Rivers died.
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CARSON PALMER
So what are you saying?
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AARON RODGERS
Obviously, THE SEAHAWKS HAVE MADE AN UNHOLY BLOOD PACT WITH SATAN TO SACRIFICE CELEBRITY DEATHS FOR VICTORIES.
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GENO SMITH
Hmm. That does sort of make sense, in a stupid, “no-sense-making” kind of way.
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AARON RODGERS
WE HAVE TO STOP THE SEAHAWKS FROM WINNING ANY MORE GAMES SO THEY CAN’T MURDER ANY MORE CELEBRITIES!
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ANDY DALTON
Unless of course the celebrity in question is Justin Bieber. In which case, GO ‘HAWKS!
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